margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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