Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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