You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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