well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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