HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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