Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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