If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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