i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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