i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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