Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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