check it out our google latitudes are spooning
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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