It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
my liver is dry heaving
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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