I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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