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• (310): View more from California

  Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  ...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  they just did a mariachi cover of free bird

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????

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