your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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