Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
