it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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