i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
vagina is talking i cant
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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