at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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