But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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