He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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