i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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