he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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