i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We don't watch enough power rangers
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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