do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i love accidental penises.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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