she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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