I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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