I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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