Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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