I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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