talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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