hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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