Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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