She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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