well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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