I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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