he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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