do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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