just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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