Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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