Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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