You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
All I want is dick and wine.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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