oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
