This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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