Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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