if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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