idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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