on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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