I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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