first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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