Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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