I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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