i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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