you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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