I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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