I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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