I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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