you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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